Kleizenheimer 

A candle lit decorative spinning table center piece used primarily during the festive holiday season. Made popular by a group of prominant West Vancouver families in late 2012.

The light of the kleizenheimer danced across their bodies as the architect made love to her peggot. He hoped they were insured.

Kleizenheimer by printdude December 28, 2012

kleibing 

to pull the pubic hairs out of a females vagina and tickle their clit with it to give orgasmic sensation.

as i was kleibing your mum last night she screamed out my name

kleibing by nick and mitch April 19, 2007

Kleidening 

A term used to describe the process of attempting to go get pussy from a girl who is far below your standards. The term originates from certain girl who was less attractive than a certain guy, however the guy still went out and "kleidened" her.

Shes so ugly! I bet you will go kleidening though!

Kleidening by mogodude22 February 9, 2009

Kleien 

Dutch expression from the youth to express that you have to think about something, mostly creative, before you can provide an answer. The dutch word "klei" means clay, which is a matter often used in creative classes, like art class ( clay modeling)

The expression evolved to taking a dump, because it was considered funny to suggest having a brainstorm session, while sitting on the toilet doing number two.

If someone asks you which color he/she should paint her wall in order for it to fit the other colors in the room, and you don't know the answer right away you can ' klei' about it. ( dutch: laten we erover kleien')

If you want to express you're going to the toilet, to take a dump, you could say ' I'm going to model some clay for a moment' ( dutch: ik ga even kleien)

Kleien by TonesVadeli November 10, 2009

kleiber 

Big balls, great peopl3

Hey man isn't he so cool
He's totally a kleiber

kleiber by okaymrgreen April 10, 2022