2 definitions by mogodude22

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A term used to describe the process of attempting to go get pussy from a girl who is far below your standards. The term originates from certain girl who was less attractive than a certain guy, however the guy still went out and "kleidened" her.
Shes so ugly! I bet you will go kleidening though!
by mogodude22 February 09, 2009

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(v) A term used to describe underachieving athletic feats such as throwing 74 mph with a 195 lb body.

aka your body allowing you to do something but you not having the will power or effort to do it.

underachievers


You only threw 74!? Man your arm was really dittriching today.

by mogodude22 February 11, 2009

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