A turd which clings to one's anus, hanging on for dear life, terrified of being flushed away into the great abyss.
I went to do my morning business and ended up with a big old kleeper sticking to my ass hair.
by Tomasine October 20, 2021
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Kleeper usually is one you feel like you can tell anything to. She's beautiful and so friendly you probably won't regret meeting a kleeper
Omg kleeper i have something to tell you
by Hughesacademy123 April 25, 2017
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