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Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"
He's a regular Kleiman.
Kleiman by Helping fellow October 18, 2008
Means "Come On". Mostly used when celebrating something or are excited. Mostly used by Scottish.
My mom just gave me 20 pound. Keeman!
keeman by PussyDestroyer2008 June 26, 2016
The pus-like secretion from a woman's infected vagina
Geoffrey was going to go down on his hooker until he saw and smelled the kleemin coming from her vagina.
Kleemin by Seth MacFarlane November 24, 2010
"The worlds hottest new curse word. Kleemin. We'll tell you what it means after this." Said Tom Tucker on the popular animated fox television show Family GuyTM. It was never said on the show the true definition of the word is some people believe it is a word that is used to curse at insane people however this has not been proofed. Curently the word can be used for any time you want to swear for instance "Goto kleemin you kleemin kleemin." is an acceptable sentance.
"You're such a kleemin."
"Go kleemin yourself."
"Kleemin."
"You kleemin."
"I'm gonna kick you kleemin."
kleemin by The Isbey August 15, 2006

@kleemagestic 

cry baby bitch with a finger up their ass <3
@kleemagestic cries when @rashomun shows them wholesome videos
@kleemagestic by rashomun July 1, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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