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The reproductive organs of a female platypus.
"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."
kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006
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Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

simona kleiman 

a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most
Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better

Alex Kleiman 

Hes soooo freeeaaakkking duuuummmmmbbbb
Definitely a cool guy probably loves music and Knows his way around the piano he probably would be a producer and pick something like an animal for his name but will make it up to something “poetic” something that brings “justice”
Person 1: Yooooo is that kliaman

Person 2: who poetic justice ya he’s the coolest kid around

Person 1: look he’s hanging with Gabriel

Person2: omg he’s sooooooo cool
The best teacher ever in the world and is very nice looking
Hey look at Klemann over there
klemann by BFG06 March 9, 2017