Kitchenary 

When you fuckin yo shorty in the kitchen

I was fuckin this girl kitchenary then my girlfriend walked in.

Kitchenary by W_A_R October 14, 2021

kitchen boy 

When your boyfriend appears suddenly in the living room wearing nothing but some aluminum foil as a skirt, a tupperware bowl on his head, and holding a spatula in each hand screaming...."I'm Kitchen Boy!!"

"I'm Kitchen Boy! "

kitchen boy by JaxiePop July 25, 2009

Kitchenology 

Supporting traditional gender roles in specific women staying in the kitchen.

That women has got to stay in the kitchen like kitchenology says.

Kitchenology by Todd3018 December 15, 2012

kitchenary 

something that you use in the kitchen

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.

kitchenary by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006

Kitchenbound 

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

Kitchenbound by MrLicorice October 28, 2009

kitchenhood

Skillfulness, usefulness, tact, ethics and humility in the heat of the kitchen. Unrealated to: culinary school, restaurant management school, inflated egos, knife bags, and grubby hands of patriarchy (even by cis women).

Ehh, thought we got a new chef in, but they feebly at the knife, and ain't actually worked anywhere challenging in any thoroughness. Kitchenhood is natural-flow.

kitchenhood by DoubleSworded July 22, 2017