Kiss my face!

Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.

Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

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Kiss my face! by Clareol July 17, 2003

kiss my face 

An expression of one's joy after a certain favourable event.

Now who’s it to be,
me or Cliff Thorburn? Thank you very much indeed.

Puts the phone down Kiss my face!

kiss my face by Tony Hayres January 19, 2003

kiss his face with an uppercut 

a punch, usually in the form of revenge to an ex-lover.

He started dating this new girl right after he broke up with me and I just want to kiss his face with an uppercut.

kiss his face with an uppercut by user124739166 September 8, 2023

Facebook Kiss Ass 

This person usually has maxed out his friends to 5,000 people he doesn't know. He rambles on all day about his activities in order to drum up attention and build his business. He kisses the ass of those he think can help him to the extent he causes them to believe someone is FB attacking them. He spends every waking hour trying to call everyone he knows (and even people he DOESN'T know) under the guise he is "exposing" this so called perpetrator, when in fact he is using the situation to increase his own popularity and contacts.

What is up with that Facebook Kiss Ass? Doesn't he have anything better to do then to try to appear to be a hero? He pretends to be sticking up for someone, when he is really kissing their ass and takes on the mission to take down this perpetrator for his "friend". He status chases the "perpetrator" and reports back to everyone on this persons posts, like a little minion. He attempts to spin their posts into negative attacks on his "friend". Funny because they all are just using him for information and think he is fool for wasting so much of his time on this crap.

Facebook Kiss Ass by Are u a FB Kiss Ass? November 10, 2009