noun: a superior breed of kirk capable of great sexual and intellectual persuits.

adjective: someone with kirkalicious qualities, or a kirkalicious action

Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.