Kirk’s Law
“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”
Kirk’s Law by sp762 September 13, 2025
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Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker
Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010
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grabbed Kirk's cane
Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.
Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
grabbed Kirk's cane by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011
Where's Kirk?
Where's Kirk? by FakeNetBeans October 1, 2018
Captain Kirk smirk
A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
Captain Kirk smirk by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005