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Zero Two (Kirby 64) 

One of the more disturbing Nintendo Villains. It is the reincarnation of Zero from Kirby Dreamland 3. Zero died at the end of the game, but came back with an angelic form, possibly proving its death. (Yes Zero Two and Zero are the same being, some become confused)

Just like old Zero, Zero Two is shown bleeding in Kirby, mostly from its eye or around that area. It is a large ball shaped white creature, with no facial features other than a giant red eyeball in the middle of its face. It has polygonal wings with red tipped feathers at the end, soaked in blood. A giant band-aid covers the top of its head and it also has a halo. Its ball shaped body ends in a small peak at the bottom of its body, which is its tail. It growls into a long green thorny rose stem-like tail when the halo and eye is hit enough times by Kirby's Crystal Gun. That is the weak point, the only point where damage is taken.

Zero Two appears in the Kirby 64 game for the Nintendo 64. He is the true final boss, not Miracle Matter.

If ALL crystal shards are found, and Miracle Matter is defeated again, the path to Dark Star opens. Dark Star is where the true final boss of the game, Zero Two appears.

Zero Two can also be written as 02. It is pronounced Zero Two as its official name, not Zero squared, oxygen, "O" two. The tags labeled oxygen, "O" two or Zero squared were included to show others this is the incorrect spelling/pronounciation of the name.

Zero Two is the creator of all the dark matter. It is not known if it has a gender or not. Zero Two lives a miserable existance to never have the blessing to feel any positive emotions at all. In jealousy, Zero Two wreaks havoc on the worlds of Kirby. It felt if itself could not feel happiness, neither should everyone else.

Zero Two is the first Nintendo villain I know of to show blood in an E rated game. Then again the blood wasn't too realistic, the bloods spray in circular clouds in the game.

SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL CONTRIBUTION:
Zero Two's theme in a more rock and roll remix version is unlockable in Brawl, the requirement being getting 5,000 coins total in Coin Matches.

RUMOR OR NOT?
Zero Three, the third form of Zero is said to appear in the Wii version of the Kirby game. True or not? Let's find out~
1. Zero Two (Kirby 64) is one of the most badass Nintendo bosses ever!

2. (reaches the true end of the game) Damn what the frick, Kirby went all Neon Genesis Evangelion on us!

Kirby 64 

The complete name of the game is Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, but obviously nobody has time to say anything but Kirby 64.

Kirby 64 is a N64 game that asks the player to move Kirby through 7 worlds at 2 miles per hour. There is a very engaging power-mixing mechanic that grants kirby some cool abilities. However, as soon as you discover the light-saber/ninja star/fireworks/triple rockets, you will constantly be returning to the first 3 levels to acquire the ability you desire.

Eventually you will crawl your way to a boss called Miracle Matter, who has 5 bad abilities, 1 good ability, and 1 amazing ability (you know which one I'm talking about, the one that rhymes with "Shmelectric Shmazers").

Then, you must collect all of the crystal shards. This usually involves reaching the very end of a level using a terrible combo. If you don't have the last 4 shards (and these are always the last 4), melt the ice on the ceiling with fire, snowball the lava mound on the floor, Shoot a fire arrow at the sun on the floor, and use one of the mammal-y stone animals to climb the wall. You're welcome.

Once you get all of the shards, there is a final boss battle with a one-eyed angel thing called Zero-two. You cannot kill him just by shooting his eye. I had to figure that out the hard way.

Also, if you claim that you beat the fruit catching mini-game on insane, you are lying because I'm fairly sure that the programmers made it impossible.
Player 1: I beat Kirby 64 in 2 hours!
Me: With that movement speed? I don't think so!

Player 2: I beat the fruit catching mini-game on Kirby 64 on insane.
Me: Liar!

Player 3: Kirby 64 is one of the best N64 games of all time!
Me: Well, I can't argue with that.
Related Words
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Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026