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To read standard text only to discover your initial cognition involved corrupting language in the context of kink or sexual innuendo as opposed to it's actual presentation and or meaning.
I thought when I read that News headline it said "Gonzales yields turmoil fingers". I thought that was kind of hot until I realized that it really said "lingers'. It's okay, don't worry, apparently I'm kinkslexic.
by Rebecca World October 20, 2007
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