A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
by speakermouth March 9, 2011
A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
by KingD93 February 11, 2013
A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
Sebastian
King Douche bag
King Douche bag
by Claymore124 April 10, 2014
CG- hey wats up
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche
by cowgirl01313131313 January 26, 2010
A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015