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Kindergartners Delight 

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The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.
Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!
Kindergartners Delight by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011
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The Kindergartner 

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dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.
Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.
The Kindergartner by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008
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Katie Kindergartner 

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Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.
I hate Katie Kindergartner
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Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

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When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'
Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".
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Kindergartener

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A 4 or 5 year old child in Elementary school who is a trend hopper, and ''Likes and watches anime''. And pretend to be Japanese.
OMGG TODOWOKI SOOOO CUTTE SOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIII - Emily ( Quikryy totally not a Kindergartener )
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Kindergartener

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A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.
Max is a kindergartener.
Kindergartener by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022
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