n. a manipulative thief, usually large and masculine by nature. a dope fiend - commonly found in the eastern cities of Texas. Uneducated, unattractive, and UNTRUSTWORTHY. a "snake in the grass". a fat bitch that will take advantage of your kindness, then rob you blind. a poor excuse of a mother, friend, and/or human being. Complete and utter HYPOCRITE.
Beware of the kimpritchett, a worthless lot lizard commonly found in East Texas cities such as Terrell and Quinlan.
by imnotdoneyetbitch December 07, 2012