kimpernel
A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
kimpernel by Mr Mittens November 23, 2019
Kimple
1. A word that is used to describe that one fly that won't leave through massive open windows that it came in half an hour or so ago.
2. A person who won't get any hints and won't leave you alone even if you made it obvious.
2. A person who won't get any hints and won't leave you alone even if you made it obvious.
1. I've been trying to get that kimple out since noon
2. He just won't leave us alone, Such a kimple!
2. He just won't leave us alone, Such a kimple!
Kimple by Om-niscient August 2, 2022
Kimplet
A rather pudgy person who has a face/head resembling an onion or any other round shpaed object.
1.synonyms include but are not limited to: kimper,kimp,kimpkimpkimp...
2.Other words using "kimplet"
a. Kimped: to get owned by a Kimplet
b. Kimpey: A Kimplet with an unusually high voice (usually a ginger of the "day walker" sub-species)
1.synonyms include but are not limited to: kimper,kimp,kimpkimpkimp...
2.Other words using "kimplet"
a. Kimped: to get owned by a Kimplet
b. Kimpey: A Kimplet with an unusually high voice (usually a ginger of the "day walker" sub-species)
here kimpkimpkimp, here kimplet, come get the snack...
why does that kimpey there always try and lower his voice when he's talking to us...it cracks me up.
shit dude,you just got kimped....by a kimpey...were no longer friends...
why does that kimpey there always try and lower his voice when he's talking to us...it cracks me up.
shit dude,you just got kimped....by a kimpey...were no longer friends...
Kimplet by Felix Vennegaldi March 4, 2008
Kippler
Kippler by WW2 Community May 6, 2003
Kimpfler
A young boy who wears nice clothe and tends to constantly play Call Of Duty 4 on his x-box. Also knows as Zacharias or zeehree
Kimpfler by Person in a small dark closet October 9, 2008