The awesomest person alive, He will slap you with a fish if you missed with him or his friends.

"slapping people with fish since he was a baby" What a legend !
"Dude why are you crying !?"

"I missed with Kim, so he slapped me with a fish ! "
by P_OBAMA November 27, 2012

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n. 1. Keep It Movin'... 2. Kimberly Chanel Daviss-Calderone....
Simply put, when the bullshit starts up, K.I.M.----Keep It Movin'
by misstigalilli September 05, 2010

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k.i.m. = keep in mind
"k.i.m." tomorrow is Ashleys Birthday!"
by jerseyjoshy April 09, 2010

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A being of pure evil. It was forged in the deepest corner of hell. Kim is known to hate kittens, cute puppys, and Leonardo Dicaprio.
Kim only eats junk food and hates suicide hotlines he wants people to kill them self.
If you see a Kim throw a shoe at him and yell "scrabledamle" that will make him go away.
Guy 1: Dude look! There is a Kim!
Guy 2: Quick, throw a shoe at him!
by greatowl September 01, 2014

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Has no friends. Hates comments about her wrong doings. Way too competitive. Cant take a joke. Hates anyone who might be better than her. thinks she can sing and dance (can't). enjoys talking about her "boyfriends" and dancing. Attention seeking whore. Repetitively says YOLO.
"kim just punched me in the guts in a friendly game of basketball"
""OW YOU HIT ME ON PURPOSE" says kim"
"Look i learned a new dance move" -_-
"YOLO"
by AJxxxxxxxxx February 13, 2014

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acronym that stands for Krazy Insane MotherFucker. These 3 letters is always given to an OCD afflicted female who wants someone of the opposite sex but doesn't have the courage to talk to or cheat on with. A crazy bitch who needs to get some real dick but is unable too due to being on the hook by her current pimp.
Hi, Stop being a K.I.M. we were just messing with you. We didn't really mean it.
by HWAHWAHWAHWAHa STFU biatch April 25, 2010

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(n): 1. Song by Eminem (Marshall Mathers)
2. A word to use in place of bitch, derived from the song "Kim" by Eminem. This is a good word to use because most people will not realize they're being insulted.

*This is not meant to degrade those named Kim, it is simply a slang word from a song.
1. Friend: Hey listen to this song, it's called "Kim".

Me: Well that's violent.
2. Random Chick: Oh my god, you are so stupid.

Friend: And you're a kim. Have a nice life.

Random Chick: Wait, what?
by Miss Teree November 08, 2012

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