kilth

Extreme misfortune. The undeniable fact that the multiverse has something against you.

My kilth is the stuff of legend!
My kilth is like the speed of light; it's a universal constant!

by Better Bomba February 9, 2011

kilth

Extreme misfortune. A tendency for a person to have everything that could have gone wrong go wrong; the undeniable fact that somehow there is an unseen force directing one's bad luck.

It wasn't my fault I broke your model plane, it was my kilth!

by Better Bomba February 18, 2011

Kilth

When someone so T H I C C walks up that your dick gets so hard it rips through the fabric of your pants

Jamie: this chick daisy so thicc I kilthed

Lewis: wow she sounds delicious

by T H I C C stroky nonce August 28, 2018