killed in the face

from Old English, meaning to killeth in thy faceth. Loosely translated it means one has gotten incredibly fucked up

Ooh man I just killed you in the face

by TeH 0wnz0r February 17, 2005

Kill it in the face

Either shredding it up in a bowl or having a sick run at the skate park.

Damn dude way to kill it in the face!!!! Nice run

by Pbrdrinkingmachine September 17, 2010

Kill it in the face

Destroying either food or a beverage into your mouth.

Ding dong , hi here's your pizza. Kill it in the face!

by MattPendejo September 20, 2010

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

Kill Me In The Face

phrase used to express the feeling when you are completely and utterly fed up with a situation

I had to sit in traffic for two fucking hours last night, Kill Me In The FACE.

or....

Nana Sue and her colastamy bag are coming to visit this weekend; honestly, Kill Me In The Face.

by list-easy August 15, 2008

kill your face

1:)Process of destroying ones facial area(ie collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face).

2:)Putting a stop to the overwhelming use of makeup and other facial products creating a synthetic plastic look.

3:)Act of picking ones face while high on crystal meth.

1:) Kill your face with a vodka bottle pimp slap.

2:) Kill your face with caustic spray.

3:) Visiting Yahoo OMG! and having the computer explode in your face.

by FaceKiller Deadlips January 29, 2009

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006