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staten islandd kidsss 

if you asked somebody in staten island to describe guys and girls that live on the island they it wouldnt be surprising if they said this:

Girls:
1. Mostly of Italian nationality
2. Sluts, whores, bitches, hoes, skanks
3. Have tanning passes to all the tanning salons
4. Get their nails done (preferably tips)
5. Have guido boyfriends
6. Walk arolund like they own the place with thier short mini jean skirts and their hair either starightened or scrunched
7. Have at least one piercing mostly on bellybutton
8. Drink uncontrollably
9. Act obnoxious around guys just so they can have attention
10. Have the famoous staten island accent
11. You can tell right away where they are from
12. Snobby and mean

Boys:
1. The Italian guidos
2. Spiky hair...tan...built body...wax eyebrows...manicures and peticures
3. You can call them "metrosexuals"
4. Very into themselves
5. Think they are black sometimes
6. Act liuke they are the only guy on staten island so they have to hook up with every girlon the island in one
week
7. Dress very nicely : pink shirts anyone???
8. Usually have an earring in their left ear (or is it right??) no its definitely left
9. Have slutty girlfriends and only lie them becsaue of what they give them

Anyway you can see how staten island kids are but thats ok cuz im one of them

you would ususally hear a staten isaldn person saying:
1. Yo
2. Mad sick/cool
3. Thats dope
4. What up
5. whats poppin
6. new "yawk"
7. Wharta (water)
8. Not pronuncing their R'S at the end of words
9. um goin out wit this girl tanite
10. u goin to da farrell dance tanite
11. How about them ladiess

Youw ill usually see the girls walking around with coach bags and fendi bags and ugg boots and the guys with their ferrari cars and pimped out clothes and jewelry
also there is alottt of DRAMAAAAAA
You may be thinkin that si people are madd rich???
well some of them are and some of them ACT!! like they are

i love staten isalnd though<333
staten islandd kidsss are madd cooolll!!!1
Kidass means a dumb kid that's an ass. Pretty simple but you can also use it on anyone then you insulted them twice because they're a kid and an ass.
Stop being a kidass! You're supposed to be a real man
Kidass by CCXRacer October 10, 2022

kisssngo 

(she/her)

An instagram fanpage.

A very kind and loving person. Kisssngo has a heart of gold. She is so pure. Kisssngo is described as a life saver by her friends. She is very loved and needed.

A message to Kissngo from Brooklyn (🥯)

There are no words to describe how kind you are. You are a light in my life. I wouldn’t be here without you. Thank you for everything you’ve done for me. I’m so beyond grateful for you. You make me feel complete.

You are everything to me. I love you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. I will always here right here beside you. You are my forever and ever bestie. My #1 always.
Kisssngo, a queen
kisssngo by gabi.demar.princess November 2, 2020

kisssofdeath

A really calm old man who surprises you with his abilities.

Especially with an inferior object.
Man: Damn! That guy just totally kisssofdeathed us!

Man2: Yea man! You should see his son!
kisssofdeath by an0nym0u5555 October 28, 2010

kisssrry 

kisssrry is the best person to ever make sad captions and make you cry no matter what time or day it is she will make you cry with her very sad captions and harry styles videos so follow her
hey do you like harry styles
YESSS
follow kisssrry on tiktok then

kisssrry 

kisssrry is the best mutual to ever exist and has the best sad captions ever plus she makes them with harry styles videos so that makes it even sadder
hey! do you like harry styles
YESSS
follow “kisssrry” and her boyfriend “hshq” on tiktok

kidsstoppress 

4 AM friend for every parent. No judgments here. Informative. Candid. Realistic. Relatable. Shares mommy-tested recommendations. Understands the pule of a parent. Addresses the simple issues every parent faces. Adds a little humor to every parent's day. Resonates with all parenting styles. Keeps it real. Says it how it is. Unearths stories. Shares recipes. Recommends books and movies to watch.
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kidsstoppress by Aadishri November 23, 2021