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When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.
"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."
kidkin by JacknRochNY August 3, 2007
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Hunting for children. Old men are known to do this a lot with their buddies to find new child prey.
Barry: Hey dude wanna go kidsing?

Ben: Nah dude I’m not an old man.
kidsing by childhunter May 13, 2021
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Kidstincts

When you choose to do things that are fun without regard to consequences.
When I woke up on thanksgiving morning my kidstincts kicked in so I decided to wear my unicorn onesie and unicorn slippers instead of dress clothes.
Kidstincts by KUgoldenboy November 27, 2017

kisking a wean 

Verb. to shove a spoon up a hippos buttocks while spreading mayonnaise on a monkey.
"Yo dude, my Mom was out of town so i was kisking a wean with my baby brother when I decided it was time to shave."
kisking a wean by Justice Colon January 15, 2009
Probably the greatest fighter in the world!!He is OUTSTANDING in kicking-retarded asses!!!He Likes to show to the Females where is the soft part of the BIG ICARUS!!!Putki maini,Maika mu mrusna skapana and Hello Boys are the Best from the best....Made by him:))
kiskinov is the best
kiskinov by Stefan April 8, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026