Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 26, 2022

Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

by Shinigami Love June 14, 2006

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

by AndyOne October 11, 2007

Justice Kidneys

A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.

"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."

by Hossbogger July 6, 2012

Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

by xellosxerxes December 21, 2011

Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.

by BigBadBulldog April 18, 2019

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003