The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.
Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.
Girl 1: What's his name?
Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-
Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!
Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.
Girl 1: What's his name?
Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-
Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!
by xellosxerxes December 21, 2011
An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.
"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."
by thekidneytickler March 2, 2019
A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.
Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!
Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!
by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill
Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out
by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020