kiddiepornist
Saskatooni chatter that smokes a lot of pot and cruises kiddie porn channels at Starchat IRC Network
kiddiepornist by Deep Fried Kat February 24, 2004
kiddy porn
A Faggot Who Likes Man Calves And Hitting On Middle School Girls...Also Known To Date Chicks Who Look Like Men And Men Who Look Like... Well Men, Goes By Other Alias's Such As Winger, Dicklicker, Kris, QueerGuyNobodyLikes... and Many More
kiddy porn by SKNY+THEDMND June 27, 2008
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kiddy porn by The Retur of Light Joker September 12, 2011
kiddornification
A definition I made together with an AI chatbot of the Postal Dude.
The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one.
It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child.
For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn.
Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.
The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one.
It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child.
For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn.
Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.
Kiddornification. That's what has just been explained.
I'll use my example letters here just to give you all a lecture.
We can all agree on one thing. There's too much porn and too many kids on the internet at the same time. Little, little kids. We need to be more strict.
Parents, I have advice of you. Never let those little droolers get even a grip on a phone or iPad until they're at least 15 or 16 years old. Maybe even 13 if your kid's a disciplined Shaolin monk.
Kids are dumb, but they're innocent. Don't let that innocence be tainted for no good reason.
If you're ever going to post porn on the internet, as a religious person myself, I think you're in the wrong. Not for the reason of the kids, but because I personally find porn.. you know.. Bad. But if you do post porn and theres some kids out there who find out what a boner is because of it, know it's not your fault.
It's somebody elses fault. Somebody who raised that kid themselves.
There's no shortcuts to parenting. You can't give a 5 year old an iPad with internet access and expect them to use it well.
As a parent, you should learn to cherish your child, and learn to not let them fall into these kinds of things.
If your kid ever makes a mistake, help them learn and grow from it.
I'll use my example letters here just to give you all a lecture.
We can all agree on one thing. There's too much porn and too many kids on the internet at the same time. Little, little kids. We need to be more strict.
Parents, I have advice of you. Never let those little droolers get even a grip on a phone or iPad until they're at least 15 or 16 years old. Maybe even 13 if your kid's a disciplined Shaolin monk.
Kids are dumb, but they're innocent. Don't let that innocence be tainted for no good reason.
If you're ever going to post porn on the internet, as a religious person myself, I think you're in the wrong. Not for the reason of the kids, but because I personally find porn.. you know.. Bad. But if you do post porn and theres some kids out there who find out what a boner is because of it, know it's not your fault.
It's somebody elses fault. Somebody who raised that kid themselves.
There's no shortcuts to parenting. You can't give a 5 year old an iPad with internet access and expect them to use it well.
As a parent, you should learn to cherish your child, and learn to not let them fall into these kinds of things.
If your kid ever makes a mistake, help them learn and grow from it.
kiddornification by mysteriousdudenumber5 January 31, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026