you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

you've got to be kidding me by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

are you kidding me right now 

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

are you kidding me right now by Amiyj April 11, 2017

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

Are you fucking kidding me? by quammibox August 14, 2011

You gotta be fucking kidding me 

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

You gotta be fucking kidding me by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Are you fucking kidding me? by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

Are you kidding me 

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

Are you kidding me by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014

You Gotta Be Kidding Me 

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

You Gotta Be Kidding Me by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011