no kiddo 

It's not pedophilia if you say it

The kids in my basement looks very hot, no kiddo tho

no kiddo by flip_master_harambe May 28, 2021

Kiddy Cruisin' 

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.

Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.

Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005

Soldier Kidd 

He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers

internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout

3 days later

Went from 40k to 400k

Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥

Soldier Kidd by soldier.kidd June 23, 2018

Hey Kiddo 

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.

Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Hey Kiddo by Hhalhp July 14, 2018

Fat Kidded 

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

Fat Kidded by Wad3 March 18, 2008

Kiddo 

Another name for calling someone a kid. Someone who is most likely younger then you.

Hey *kiddo* how are you

Kiddo by not_today_satan November 14, 2018

script kiddy 

a person (usually a kid) who downloads their hack programs, and then uses the program to hack others. also, noobs who dont know how to write their own viruses. thus being awarded the insulting name of script kiddy.

that script kiddy tried to hax me with some guys program.

script kiddy by AkumaGouki May 4, 2004