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Fortnite Lover Kid 

A Fortnite Lover Kid is a kid who plays fortnite and dosent touch grass... They also have stage 4 cancer, prostate cancer, diabetes, is fat, is gay, and has 12 kids in their basement.......
(Guy) "Is that a Fortnite Lover Kid"
(Fortnite Kid) "Fortnite Fortnite I Like Fortnite"
(Girl) He is so Gay, like derek..."

kid toucher / boy lover 

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh
"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"

kiloversary 

Kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.
I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.
kiloversary by the bromiester February 12, 2010

kiddovers 

When your kids don’t eat their dinner and instead of making dinner for yourself you drink beer and eat their leftovers on all of the plates
My damn kids didn’t eat their dinner so I drink beer and cleaned all of their plates so I didn’t have to prepare my own food thank god for kiddovers
kiddovers by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025

Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations

A civilization whose domain is a "kiloverse"—a vast, but perhaps not infinite, collection of thousands (kilo-) of distinct hyperverses or equivalent cosmic structures. This represents a scale of organization so vast that the concept of "individual universe" is as meaningless as a single atom is to us. Their engineering projects might involve balancing the cosmological constants across entire ensembles of reality-stacks.
Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations Example: There is little direct fiction for this, but it would be akin to the Anti-Monitor from DC Comics at his fullest power, threatening not just one universe but the entire infinite Multiverse, or a being that exists as the administrator for a vast, but finite, array of simulated omniverses.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026