Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
To open up a can of whup ass on someone and kick their ass so hard that their carcass gets carried across the ocean by the trade winds before landing with a sickening thud in the main town square in Timbuktu. The person spits open and the withers into a pulp as their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of their brains, snot, piss, and shit. The locals celebrate by uploading humiliating photos and videos of the person to social media followed by feeding their entrails to hyenas for good fortune.
by IGKYA53 March 8, 2021
When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.
Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*
by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018