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kickest-assest 

A term of exaltation for when one comes in the possession of amazing roomates.

Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.
Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*
kickest-assest by Tawneh July 10, 2005
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kickties 

shoelaces.. or ties for your sweet kicks
Hey girl where did you get those sweet zombie kickties?
kickties by livelaxlove15 April 15, 2010
ADJ. best, coolest. superior to all others. "kick ass"
My Shoes are the kickest!
kickest by Hep Greg May 13, 2005

kickinest 

the superlative form of kickin; i.e. kickin', kickiner, kickinest; the most awesome of them all; can also be "most kickin", i.e. kickin', more kickin', most kickin'.
Dude that cheese was the kickinest I have ever tasted!


LOST is the most kickin' show on TV.
kickinest by Moralqua July 31, 2005

kickie-wickie 

Witty word for 'wife' (from Shakespeare).
How about some hanky-panky?, I asked my namby-pamby kickie-wickie.
When you're playing an online game and you are continually asked to vote on whether to kick players or not, eventually people get annoyed and vote yes, resulting in players getting kicked, new players join to take their place, and the cycle continues, usually involving you eventually being kicked as well
Gamer: Yes! Our team is doing well, a great game
*Few minutes later*
Gamer: WTF this is turning into a kickfest, stop asking for a vote!!!
*You have been kicked*
Gamer: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
kickfest by Just Some Guy 2011 March 6, 2011

Kinkiest Hose 

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.
Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!
Kinkiest Hose by Sam went to far December 13, 2016