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swift kick in the balls 

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain
Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

Swift kick 

To steal the rightful spotlight from someone.Usually done with bad intentions or out of jealousy.Commonly performed by those in need of constant attention.Derived from the Taylor Swift incident at the 2009 MTV Awards,at which Kanye West innapropriately grabbed the microphone and went on a his own rant during her big moment.
Denise:"Did you see the Swift kick?"

Abigail: "You mean when Cindy was blowing out her birthday candles and her little brother started throwing a tantrum for no reason?...Yeah I saw it."
Swift kick by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009

Swift Kick 

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.
I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts
Swift Kick by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019

Swift Kick to the Balls 

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party
I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day 

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

kick-shift 

When someone's foot or feet smells bad or terrible.

The shift stands for like an actual shift between good smelling feet to terrible smelling feet.
Damn nigga, yo feet on dat kick-shift!

(something smells bad in the hallway and it sort of smells like bad feet) Somebody's feet on dat kick-shift!