you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back
it’s national kick dick day!
by Dododa October 14, 2020
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Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyone’s dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October
I kicked my boyfriends dick today because it was kick dick day
by Jill the handy girl October 4, 2020
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On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.
April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”
by RevengeDates22345 October 13, 2020
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May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021
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A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021
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The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.

Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009
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