keytonic 

Adj.
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...

Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"

keytonic by Naia B. January 26, 2006

keybonics 

Keybonics = when you type on your computer the same stupid butchered version of English
that you talk like with your homies.

Like fo shizzle my dizzle, can you belizzledizzle thisiszzle a wordizzzle ??

keybonics by mlegg10 February 7, 2005

keybonics 

Failure to use common grammer when spelling with a keyboard.

The use of symbols to express love for something.

Are you into me? = ru n2 me?
azz = ass
because or 'cause = coz, cuz, cuzz
<<33333
i hAtE WhEN PeOpLE tYpE LiKe ThIs

ThIs iS 1 eXaMpLe oF KeYBoNiCs

WEll damn boisss. u got me hyped up! HEHEE....care to show me?

<3333 sexii bois!

keybonics by stupendous_man78 July 26, 2006

keyonice 

A cute sexy ass girl attitude scorpion skinny always speaks her opinion she always have swag and boys thinks she cool and sexy and want her but don't know how to tell her

DAMN keyonice bad ass hell I have I wish I could cuff that

keyonice by KEYONICE February 17, 2015

KEYBONICS 

bad typing, spelling, or abbreviation online and on Smart phones

"Can you write that again? I don't speak keybonics."

KEYBONICS by Triston212 September 2, 2013