“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
To visually undress and 'fuck' somebody; to check someone's 'assets' out intensely, most commonly as they pass
As the milf walked by the two teenage males, they thoroughly keystered her large ass and double-D's.
by Violet! September 6, 2008
A person that holds the key(s). Whether it be access to something to place or essential information.
1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010
The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
by Withheld for your protection February 11, 2007
by BenEvolutioN January 9, 2022
Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.
by Plate Lunch December 13, 2018