keynonym 

Antonyms that have the same key-press combination on iTap or T9 enabled mobile phones.

For example, Serving/Resting, Offer/Needs, and Select/Reject are all keynonyms.

keynonym by Mayur Polepalli October 17, 2006

keynonym 

any word that is composed of the alternate letters represented by the keys used to select the desired letters on a keypad of a mobile phone or similar device.

you type "pint" you get "shot" or "riot": in this case, pint and shot are keynonyms of riot.

keynonym by sankara September 19, 2006

keydonym 

words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.

"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud

keydonym by keydonymist August 31, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012