The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!
On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.
by Officer McToughass November 29, 2004
bitches who get their asses beat by the gables centaurs, who are the best gang ever!
"I saw two gables centaurs beating the shit out of some kid, he must have been a key rat."
by Emix June 02, 2004
Pathetic honkies who wish they could be a Gables Centaur, but can't because they don't live in the baddest neighborhood (The Gables) nor have a good grasp on Greek mythology! Key Rat is synonymous with BEEEYOCH!
1. I'm from North Dakota, but I still know that a Key Rat ain't nothin compared to a Gables Centaur.
2. I saw two bitches getting curb stomped by Gables Centaurs outside of the Circle K. Must be key rats.
by lucious lenny November 28, 2004

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