The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs
. They're pathetic!
On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs
are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.
bitches who get their asses beat by the gables centaurs
, who are the best gang ever!
"I saw two gables centaurs
beating the shit out of some kid, he must have been a key rat."
Pathetic honkies who wish they could be a Gables Centaur, but can't because they don't live in the baddest neighborhood (The Gables) nor have a good grasp on Greek mythology! Key Rat is synonymous with BEEEYOCH!
1. I'm from North Dakota, but I still know that a Key Rat ain't nothin compared to a Gables Centaur
2. I saw two bitches getting curb stomped by Gables Centaurs outside of the Circle K. Must be key rats.