Kexijah is an odd amalgamation of male soul and a female body. Bubbly and fun, yet able to hang with all the guys and tell even dirtier jokes than them. This goes along with being a "mischievous fairy" and the spawn of God and Satan's dirty one night stand in a high roller suite on the house of blues floor in the Mandalay bay with a bottle of Viagra and piles of that filthy whore Molly. Her evil smoking monkey gets bunchy from time to time and can be tamed with pounds of bacon, purple...anything, string cheese, and swings at the park.
Dammit Kexijah, I think I need a shower now...