kevin the carrot

A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.

Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.

kevin the carrot by santa claus bb June 5, 2021

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Kevin N Carlos

Two bad bitches .

KevinNCarlos Kevin N Carlos are good looking !

Kevin N Carlos by MiVidaLoca.559 December 6, 2015

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Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

Kevin The Carrot by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

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Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

Kevan the Carrot by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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