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Oh for Christ Sake, does every word need to be a sexual inuendo? For that small audience even the most modest of social consciousness- Kettling is a tactic used by police to try to suppress peaceful demonstrations by corralling protesters and refusing to let them go.
At the 24 November student demonstration in London, police were kettling students, some as young as 14, keeping them in the cold until midnight. Shame the American media didn't have time to cover it....
by protester's dad November 25, 2010
is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by Humf July 24, 2009
A sexual act that involves filling a kettle with water, boiling it. Throwing boiling water over your partner then knocking her out with the empty kettle (In a donkey punch kind of way) then performing acts of sexual intercourse with her. Common in such areas of Britain like Stoke on Trent and Birmingham.
Guy 1: Crazy bitch keeps moving my stuff around!
Guy 2: Give her a kettling she won't soon forget...
by LeeHamGrayHam October 26, 2010
When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 08, 2006
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