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A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.
"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"
by PaddyPeacock June 07, 2009
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When someone has taken too much Ketamin, they are kettled
That last one has done me... i am totally Kettled
by Employee of the Year October 28, 2010
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Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!
I so kettled, I cant stand up
by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004
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a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.
-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!
by artizz April 21, 2006
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To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.
Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!
by Brick. May 03, 2005
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When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders
"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"
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by PurpleBin January 16, 2017
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