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kettlebell 

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.
Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!
kettlebell by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

kettlebell 

A ball and handle made of cast iron. Usually 36, 54, or 72 pounds. Used for exercising. Resembles a black kettle.
Give me 50 one arm snatches with a 72lb kettlebell.

kettlewell 

to punch a female person in the vagina, with force.
shes told me to make my own sandwhich... so i kettlewellled her. bitches make me sandwiches.

Kettlebell 

1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."

Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
Kettlebell by superdudeman June 23, 2009

Kettleitis 

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.
"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"
Kettleitis by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

kettlesexual 

Someone that is attracted to kettles such as grace rigby N Jamielee thorpe :)
Kettlesexual is defined as some that is attracted to kettles
kettlesexual by Jamielee20202 March 31, 2020