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Ketamine Kyle 

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018
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Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022
Related Words
Ketamine Ketan Keean Keta ketaki Keeta kenean Ketanji-ism keter katea

Ketasexual 

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that do ketamine.
When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

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Ketara is a special girl! She is stubbern, and sassy, but we still love her! She is a girl who walks with pride and confidence, because no one can mess with her! She is pretty, funny, smart, trustworthy, confident, independent, and doesnt take no nicely! She stands up for what she thinks is right and no one can change her mind! Ketara is great with kids, and will always love her siblings. Ketara will always be there for you through think and thin, through rainy days and sunshine, and she will hurt anyone who hurts her friends. So watch out!
"Dont mess with ketara, she will burn you to the ground!"
ketara by music is my life!! February 1, 2014
Ketface is a nickname usually given to someone who has a ketamine addiction.
"Andrew really has a ketamine addiction"

"yeah, i guess you could call him Ketface"
Ketface by Honest_Football Fan April 10, 2021

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!
the contorted twisting face that occurs after te consumation of many a line of ketamine.
"hello man you want another line of ket?"

"no man"

"why?"

"I already have a ketface"
ketface by bukalorii April 27, 2009