Kelsier 

AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.

Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."

Kelsier by StormingCrab August 16, 2021

kessie

kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it

guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”

kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018

Kiss Me Kessler 

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

Kiss Me Kessler by John Miller December 20, 2017

Daniel Kessler 

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.

Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler

Daniel Kessler by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005

Kessler Park 

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

Kessler Park by lildino July 5, 2009

Daniel Kessler 

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

Daniel Kessler by LolaLola August 31, 2005

kessie

Extremely hard headed, independent, very sarcastic, loves animals, will defend there friends and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt there friends. Kessie's are alcoholics.

Kessie is a badass.

kessie by Top_Squish November 29, 2017