by Braddockbracley January 14, 2023
A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
by LeezyXO October 24, 2011
A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)
After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator
by da-real-anon June 25, 2018
Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.
Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.
by Jason Lyth July 11, 2008
Lita Kerwin is the funniest person you will ever meet. She is obsessed with coffee and loves theater. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen. She can be very petty and extra but ultimately is one of the best people you will ever know. She is also extremely talented.
by Baykenish October 23, 2018
by Shake shaved February 15, 2016