kersplat

The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.

Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.

kersplat by filiph February 6, 2009

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Cadbury Kersplat!

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat

GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!

Cadbury Kersplat! by muahahahking123 May 27, 2018

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Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009