Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

popping my kernels

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

by CyberHusker August 29, 2022

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 3, 2020

Kernel

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.

Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.

by yasinandmohamed December 4, 2022