kerbumpum 

area of the stomach just below the diaphragm. first used by Robert Benfer (aka Knox) in his klaymation "Stomach Ache".

Green: "I got a tummy ache."
Blue: "A tummy ache?"
Green: "Yeah... I got a bad cramp in my kerbumpum."

kerbumpum by klayfan October 16, 2008

kirkumcised 

Originated during the 2003 Francis Howell North tennis located in St. Charles, Missouri. The word is based around Kirk M. the #1 player for the class of 2005. When Kirk would pull of bullshit shots,which happened very frequently, the opponent would be "kirkumcised". The word later got used for when kirk made any good shot, not necesarily a bullshit shot.

(Kirk hits ball into net and it rolls over to opponents side) Kirk says, "Hahaha, my net, you were just kirkumcised bitch."

Oponent says, "Fuck you kirk, your such a lucky bastard, go to hell"

Kirk says, "HEHEHEH"

kirkumcised by Mike Fanger July 16, 2008

Kerfumpled

1. To be extremely: shocked, puzzled, at a loss for something, dazzled, baffled, bewildered, etc.

2. To look like you just got out of bed; really frumpy-looking.

1. "This crossword puzzle has me completely kerfumpled."

2. "OMG. I look sooo kerfumpled!!"

Kerfumpled by Exxtra January 4, 2009

Kerumo Neo 

Another character on the "frogwizzard" channel, mostly known for looking like hatsune miku.

Lana hichu or Kerumo Neo?
Kerumo for sure.

Kerumo Neo by kerumo May 7, 2021

captain kirkumcision 

The act of "wanking" to Star Trek.

Dude, I watched scifi channel yesterday and performed one hell of a captain kirkumcision for like 2 hours.

captain kirkumcision by andrew nelson brown December 29, 2007

kerkula 

A man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you'll be killed in the face with murder!

"Hey Anthony, where did you get that black eye?"
"I saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula'd me"

"911, whats your emergency"
"A man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, I dont know if he is dead or just kerkula"

kerkula by ledude November 21, 2014

Kerum 

Kerum is a guy who always tries to protect animals around him. He would even DIE for them. But he is very dickheaded and always wants to be right. He is very shy, hates humans and is VERY lazy. But he is pretty smart, has a pretty big dick and he's very good at playing video games!!!

unknown person 1: "Oh look, there's a new boy in our classroom!"
unknown person 2: *in a high pitched, lovely voice* "OMG, He already looks like a Kerum!"

Kerum by Kerum January 6, 2019