Kevining 

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

Kevining by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

Kerning 

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

Kerning by tone-mo February 11, 2019

kevining 

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.

Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?

kevining by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012

Kerning 

Taking a fat shit in a sink

Yo Steven was kerning yesterday

Kerning by BigDaddy6942069420 November 11, 2019

kerning 

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

kerning by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

The Kevining 

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

The Kevining by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

Kevining 

Kevinging is the process of putting someone’s face on a cube, usually in Blender.

Kevin refers to the role played by Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone.

I’m kevining the teacher later tonight.

Kevining by TheSpamMan February 5, 2021