kerf 

to snuggle in a bed in the nude pretending to sleep but in reality making whoopie.

Gee, I'd like to kerf that bitch while his parents are in the other room.

kerf by randie and tarsticles April 10, 2008

kerf 

a jerk of "killer" quality

God, your such a kerf.

kerf by SorrowBanana April 6, 2008

Kerf

A spiritually redefined name meaning “Chosen and Set Apart by God.”

Describes a person who is divinely selected, marked with purpose, and separated from ordinary living to walk in faith and destiny. Unlike its traditional meaning, this definition represents spiritual identity, strength, and calling.

“He doesn’t follow the crowd he’s Kerf. Chosen and set apart.”

Kerf by Mfuama_Tv February 25, 2026

Dirty Kerf 

having a crusty ass from not wiping and screaming into the fucking mic in ps4 chats.

Yo Bro, Shut The fuck up Your Being A Dirty Kerf.

Dirty Kerf by jbakes2021 February 4, 2021

mumph kerfuffle 

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together

Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

mumph kerfuffle by Just another random dumbass October 28, 2020

Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Kerflumpulous 

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog

I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.

Kerflumpulous by MelvinW May 27, 2009