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kerf by SorrowBanana April 6, 2008
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A spiritually redefined name meaning “Chosen and Set Apart by God.”

Describes a person who is divinely selected, marked with purpose, and separated from ordinary living to walk in faith and destiny. Unlike its traditional meaning, this definition represents spiritual identity, strength, and calling.
“He doesn’t follow the crowd he’s Kerf. Chosen and set apart.”
Kerf by Mfuama_Tv February 25, 2026

Dirty Kerf 

having a crusty ass from not wiping and screaming into the fucking mic in ps4 chats.
Yo Bro, Shut The fuck up Your Being A Dirty Kerf.
Dirty Kerf by jbakes2021 February 4, 2021

mumph kerfuffle 

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together
Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

Fuckle Kerfuffle 

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.
A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"
Fuckle Kerfuffle by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Kerflumpulous 

How one feels after realising the neologism they thought they'd created is in fact already in existence.

Coined by James Kotecki on his Emergency Cheese blog
I thought i'd made up the word "Frand" but it already exists. Don't I feel kerflumpulous.
Kerflumpulous by MelvinW May 27, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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