Kevining 

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

Kevining by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

kewinism 

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."

Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.

kewinism by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010

Kevinique 

Sexiest girl in the world
A wife
I mention she sexy?
She's smart
She's classy
She doesnt take bs from anyone

Damn my girl is a Kevinique.

Kevinique by marky306 March 30, 2017

Kevinism 

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

Kevinism by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism 

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

Kevinism by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

Keoni 

Keoni is a man who wakes your heart up when you thought you would never love again. He is one who has you crushing like a school girl lusting over his touch. Keoni turns every situation in to heaven. He's a protector and a protestor and if he lets you in close ...your best friend. You will love him with out even knowing him. He's the answer ...he stands behind truth and stands up to whats wrong...keoni is a friend ..and he's beautiful in everyway. He makes life good and easy. He's manlier than most men and has nothing to prove...

Origin: Hawaiian. Meaning: God Is Gracious. The name Keoni means God Is Gracious and is of Hawaiian origin

Keoni is attraction to ones internal energy ..

Keoni by Alltheway.live February 10, 2020

kevining 

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.

Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?

kevining by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012