Ken
The dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the planet. If breathing wasn't an involuntary muscle movement a Ken would suffocate to death.

You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up.

A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also).

A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him.

Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.
That is so fucked up that a Ken must have done it!!!

That is so Ken. How stupid!!
by Russian beauty December 22, 2016

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Ken
A nice thing
That was Ken thing to do
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Ken
A character from street fighter who excels at crotch-punching
I choose Ken for his abilities.
by Dingle Wordsmen July 14, 2017

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Ken
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
He is a ken
by Kftcnk May 21, 2017

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Ken
To be a total and utter dick head.
He had a really fat head that most people detest.
He likes to act the big man but only because he has an incredibly small penis.
Oh no Ken is here!! Quick hide..
by eeww1979 July 01, 2015

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Ken is a Scottish word that means know, IKR or same
Sarah: I hate her shoes ❌
Me: Ken 😷😖
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by Nutella loves me November 21, 2016

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ken
to know

Used throughout Scotland.
d'ya ken what i mean?
by dog_on_wheels May 18, 2005

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