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22.
Ken
1. scotch word meaning 'know'

2. cannabis, an abbreviation of "ken's lettuce"

3. a male of african heritage; mr.Boon
"there's a Ken selling some ken outside, i got some and now i'm going for a ken, you ken?"
by natrl March 25, 2010
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23.
Ken
'Ken' is a word used that refers to something bad. Originating from Monty Python, the character Ken Shabby was an old, disgusting man who claimed he 'cleaned public lavatories' for a living. It's because that negative connotation that 'Ken' became what it is today.
Oh look, I'm a bit ken
by bintosthebigboss January 13, 2011
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Ken
(verb) Used to indicate physical or mental ability
1. I ken do that!
2. I kennot believe what you said.
3. I think I ken meet you tomorrow for lunch.
4. Ken I borrow your pencil?
by That fly in your soup March 13, 2010
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25.
Ken
A perverted elderly man who inappropriately becomes involved with his sons girlfriend. When confronted the initial reaction of the Ken to a perceived humiliation is a conscious rejection of the humiliating input. The Ken tries to ignore it, talk it out of existence, or belittle its importance. If this crude mechanism of cognitive dissonance fails, the Ken resorts to denial and repression of the humiliating material. He "forgets" all about it, gets it out of his mind and, when reminded of it, denies it.
Ken : Nice breasts

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.

Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.

Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.
by snailtrail19 February 09, 2010
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26.
ken
An alternate euphemism for fecal matter, derived from the likeness of the Scottish variant for "know" in the phrase "I dinna ken" and one claiming they had defecated. Incidently, this form of ken bears no relation to its original meaning.
I did a ken!
by Kennith Kensignton April 02, 2010
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27.
Ken
A metro-sexual male.
Hot Chick or Gay Dude: "Yesterday I hooked up with a smokin' Ken for some oral action in the dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman."
Hot Chick or Gay Dude's friend: "Gay, straight, or bi-?"
Hot Chick or Gay Dude: "Yep."
by liquid8 February 05, 2010
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28.
Ken
Used to let someone know that they are telling you something they have told you previously.
Keith said, "I have these two friends that whenever they get drunk..." and I interrupted with, "Ken!" He blushed, realizing that he had told this story to me before.


"Feel free to 'Ken' me, if I've already told you this one", Ann said to her girlfriend.
by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009
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