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8.
ken
Used excessively in Northern and Eastern Scotland in places like Dundee, Aberdeen and Edinburgh. A shortened version of know, tended to be used by the majority of the chookter population.
Hamish: "Di ye ken that lassie tha' lives doon the road?"
Zander: "Naw I dinnae ken her"
Hamish: "Aye ye dae! Ken she's the wan wi the big diddies like?"
Zander: "Aw, I dae ken her noo."
by theluvwalrus September 16, 2005
 
9.
Ken
1. Scottish slang for 'Know' or 'No'.

2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
1. "Ya ken wit a mean?"
(You know what I mean?)

2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
by Mcmacmucsons January 02, 2008
 
10.
Ken
The darkest motha fuka who has ever walked this earth. This nigguh has a enormous cock which dangles to the floor as he wears his kilt. He walks with extreme prejudice while his cock scrapes the floor of the cement and feels no pain, this nigguh is THE nigguh. A ken is a person whos pubes can whiplash any of those he wishes. This mother fucker can clinch his ass so bad his shit tears. This motha fuckin bad ass raped all them creepy crawlin slimers that eat there nose hairs.
Gosh that Ken and his huge wang.
by Mike Reddystanki January 05, 2009
 
11.
Ken
Another way to say "Know " or "Understand"
Mostly used by inhabitants on the East Coast of Scotland. (Edinburgh, etc)
Guy1 : Awrite mate, I was walkin doon the street eh, Then this car came oot of naywhere, ken whit a mean like ?
Guy2 : No I dinny ken.

Translation :
Guy1 : Alright mate, I was walking down the street, Then this car came out of nowhere, Do you know what I mean ?
Guy2 : No I don't understand.
by RagingStander October 02, 2009
 
12.
Ken
(verb/noun) To sit alone by yourself in a public place, ignoring all potential human interaction. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Stop being such a ken, you'll never meet girls that way.

He was just kenning over on the steps, we kind of felt bad for him.
by summah2011 July 15, 2011
 
13.
Ken
Ken can be anything and everything all at the same time.
I feel as tired as ken.
This game is as fun as ken.
I'm as pissed as ken.
by Rugbylad20 October 25, 2013
 
14.
Ken
a perfect person
I am completely in love with Ken.
by kellybelly November 03, 2012